<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:10:15.344-07:00</updated><category term='photo'/><category term='movies'/><category term='politics'/><category term='random'/><category term='videos'/><category term='sweded'/><category term='music'/><category term='eels'/><category term='lolwut'/><category term='wut'/><category term='first'/><category term='wtf'/><category term='ytp'/><category term='whoa'/><category term='blog'/><category term='zelda'/><category term='star wars'/><title type='text'>Why would anyone want to read this?</title><subtitle type='html'>Don't bother reading this. It will waste your time.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-6249042476639427305</id><published>2008-09-04T13:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T13:16:52.828-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Goodness...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7gGjqiCdCk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7gGjqiCdCk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-6249042476639427305?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/6249042476639427305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=6249042476639427305' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/6249042476639427305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/6249042476639427305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/goodness.html' title='Goodness...'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-1767250814704590472</id><published>2008-09-04T12:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T12:31:50.144-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ytp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zelda'/><title type='text'>This is AMAZING.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzl5cEObPI4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzl5cEObPI4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-1767250814704590472?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/1767250814704590472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=1767250814704590472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/1767250814704590472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/1767250814704590472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-is-amazing.html' title='This is AMAZING.'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-8816571452234481630</id><published>2008-09-04T12:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T12:32:10.120-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweded'/><title type='text'>Star Wars Sweded</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_qEWhrjYg_o&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_qEWhrjYg_o&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Strangely, it's almost &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;better&lt;/span&gt; than Episode 1.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-8816571452234481630?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/8816571452234481630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=8816571452234481630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/8816571452234481630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/8816571452234481630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/star-wars-sweded.html' title='Star Wars Sweded'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-7164582259565450586</id><published>2008-09-02T15:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T12:32:29.010-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><title type='text'>Del TacOHMAHGOSH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SL3FUMypxBI/AAAAAAAAAAY/7e07Yr4MZo0/s1600-h/del+tacOH+GOODNESS.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SL3FUMypxBI/AAAAAAAAAAY/7e07Yr4MZo0/s320/del+tacOH+GOODNESS.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241562492150858770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;No taco for you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-7164582259565450586?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/7164582259565450586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=7164582259565450586' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/7164582259565450586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/7164582259565450586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/del-tacohmahgosh.html' title='Del TacOHMAHGOSH'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SL3FUMypxBI/AAAAAAAAAAY/7e07Yr4MZo0/s72-c/del+tacOH+GOODNESS.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-1363002548030918737</id><published>2008-09-02T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-02T14:08:29.600-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whoa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Eels. Eels. EELS.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E6iQEhAve6k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E6iQEhAve6k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance where they can.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-1363002548030918737?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/1363002548030918737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=1363002548030918737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/1363002548030918737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/1363002548030918737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/eels-eels-eels.html' title='Eels. Eels. EELS.'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-753231469546159626</id><published>2008-09-01T16:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T12:32:59.955-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whoa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Hmmmm.....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SLx_4jneIPI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/Y81mJiOyQ8E/s1600-h/battestar+republica.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SLx_4jneIPI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/Y81mJiOyQ8E/s320/battestar+republica.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241204675962609906" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-753231469546159626?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/753231469546159626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=753231469546159626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/753231469546159626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/753231469546159626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/hmmmm.html' title='Hmmmm.....'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RMtnw4tUGP8/SLx_4jneIPI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/Y81mJiOyQ8E/s72-c/battestar+republica.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-74578015617059918</id><published>2008-09-01T16:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T16:55:10.933-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ytp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lolwut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zelda'/><title type='text'>Why read?</title><content type='html'>Hypothesis confirmed.&lt;br /&gt;As I theorized, no one wants to read a blog without posts.&lt;br /&gt;Therefore, you should &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;watch&lt;/span&gt; it.&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSLson2giRI&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSLson2giRI&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-74578015617059918?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/74578015617059918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=74578015617059918' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/74578015617059918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/74578015617059918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2008/09/why-read_01.html' title='Why read?'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-4795978626843676585</id><published>2007-04-23T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-23T16:03:22.531-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><title type='text'>Hot Fuzz, batman!</title><content type='html'>I might as well start posting. I mean, why not? Anywho, I saw Hot Fuzz over the weekend. Rather good, it was, if a bit gory and profane at times. Ah, well. Just so ya know, it's in the same vein as Shawn of the Dead. I reccomend seeing it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-4795978626843676585?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/4795978626843676585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=4795978626843676585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/4795978626843676585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/4795978626843676585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2007/04/hot-fuzz-batman.html' title='Hot Fuzz, batman!'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5064498109273182806.post-2219414410933168961</id><published>2007-04-23T15:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-23T15:59:46.487-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='first'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog'/><title type='text'>First Post!</title><content type='html'>Wow, time to set this blog off on its maiden voyage. Now you may be wondering, "Why does this blog exist?" To be honest, I'm not sure either. I was just in the car yesterday and I thought "Hey, I'll create a blog so that people can read what I think or whatever." Now the only problem is, who would want to read a blog of some random person's ramblings? I never have, and yet, somehow, you're reading this. I guess this is some success....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5064498109273182806-2219414410933168961?l=jeffzyxx.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/feeds/2219414410933168961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5064498109273182806&amp;postID=2219414410933168961' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/2219414410933168961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5064498109273182806/posts/default/2219414410933168961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeffzyxx.blogspot.com/2007/04/first-post.html' title='First Post!'/><author><name>Jeff W.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17767371666050349933</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
